Suddenly emaciated (yet with newly perky boobs) Leanne Rimes and boyfriend
Or "rapper" Ice-T and luscious lady Coco
Or Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy
Or "Empress of Lucite" Shauna Sand (who's existence i now know of thanks to my daily dose of trash Dlisted) and her equally over-baked piece.


Blogger Dan Cash said...

Thanks for that, just what I needed, Jim Carey in a mankini and a bunch of celebrity buoyancy aids!

January 6, 2011 at 8:06 AM  
Blogger Fashion Agony said...

OMG, can't say who looks worse :)

January 6, 2011 at 8:48 AM  
Anonymous reid.damnit said...

i was going to say lady coco until I spied the last one's crowning details of stripper sand heels - awesome...

January 6, 2011 at 10:03 AM  
Blogger Let's Bolt said...

omg def the queen of lucite. part of me envies her which is the sickest admittance.

January 6, 2011 at 11:02 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

I'm gonna have to go with Shauna Sand and the crispy Tarzan. I kind of love that Jim Carey can rock a suit like that one.

January 6, 2011 at 1:59 PM  
Blogger Morning Glory said...

I would have to say Leeanne and Eddie. The look look like Heidi and Spencer..just not as low budget. My second choice would be Shauna "stripper heels" Sand. However, this particular picture displays just how tragic she is. I kind of feel sorry for her:(

January 6, 2011 at 3:14 PM  
Blogger DON'T FORGET THE 'Y' said...

Couple A. douchey adulterers
Couple C. at least they have humor?
Couple D. the Empress is smart, that one. People might say "heels on the sand?? at the beach?? really??" But those stripper heels are keeping her afloat, enabling her to walk on the scorching sand. Regular heels wouldn't do that, you'd get sand on your feet.

The verdict - Leanne and Eddie. Ew.

January 6, 2011 at 6:08 PM  
Anonymous Chuck said...

Is she wearing perspex mules? On the beach? Is he wearing her swimming costume? Are those bikini bottoms not cutting in? What went wrong with Leanne? So many questions...

January 7, 2011 at 1:13 PM  
Blogger Liane said...

giant fake boobs escape me. perplex me. why. WHY?
the mankini makes me laugh and i applaude his balls (or ovaries?). he's a weirdo. but least offensive here for sure.

January 7, 2011 at 4:08 PM  
Blogger kenzaloo said...

last couple. gross. mostly cuz of her shoes and that she probably can't fucking walk in the sand in those, and she's having such a hard time that she has to have her boyfriend carrie her ugly purse. oops, did i say all that? sorry. :)

January 9, 2011 at 9:45 PM  
Blogger Kitchy Bitchy said...

Stripper heels at the beach? surely the best choice EVER!

January 11, 2011 at 4:33 PM  

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